Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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