apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Randomize
