do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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