you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Quick, to the slutcave!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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