Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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