i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Text me some of your sweat
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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