i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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