Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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