"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
