Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I am available for nakedness
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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