Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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