we have officially lost it.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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