Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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