If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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