Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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