awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Found the puke drawer
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You pole danced in your parka.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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