oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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