she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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