This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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