youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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