i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I think people are normalizing furries
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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