I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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