The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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