I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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