So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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