I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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