college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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