Cold hands, warm shart.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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