I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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