You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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