i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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