Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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