i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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