Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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