It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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