1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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