Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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