nut hugger
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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