i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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