erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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