I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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