i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
