ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Randomize
