what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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