So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
