Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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