Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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