lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
