I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
