For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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