U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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