We're facebook friends in real life
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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