girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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