Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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